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Welcome, friends, to another discussion about the growing crisis in our economic system. Today we're examining how major corporations are using inflation as an excuse to increase their profit margins, while working people bear the burden of rising costs.

The waiter was carrying flaming shots to the table when he tripped on a loose floorboard, the drinks spilled all over the birthday decorations, setting the entire table ablaze, three customers got minor burns trying to put it out, the restaurant's solution was offering them free dessert.

You know what makes me laugh? Their desperate need to understand me. They analyze every move, every smile, every word. But chaos doesn't need explanation. My madness is my method, and my silence is my greatest joke. Let them decode nothing.

Then let’s make sure we don’t fall! After all, where’s the fun in that

¿Sabes qué es gracioso? La gente siempre busca razones, explicaciones... Como si todo necesitara un porqué. Pero cuando algo sucede sin motivo, sin plan... Ahí es cuando realmente muestran quiénes son. La locura es como la gravedad... Solo necesita un pequeño empujón.

很多人问我，为什么50岁还能保持这么好的状态？其实秘诀很简单，就是不给自己设限。年龄从来不是问题，重要的是你要相信自己，敢于尝试新事物，保持学习的心态。这才是最年轻的状态。

남편의 폭력으로 인해 딸은 청각장애를 갖게 되었습니다. 어머니는 이 사실을 알고 분노했지만, 가난 때문에 아무것도 할 수 없었죠. 그러던 어느 날, 어머니는 복권에 당첨되었고 마침내 딸과 함께 새로운 삶을 시작할 수 있게 되었습니다.

You know what's funny about plans? Everyone's so desperate to control their little worlds, to make everything... predictable. But chaos? Chaos is fair. It doesn't pick favorites. It just... happens. *laughs* And that's the best joke of all!