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Yo man, check this out - was just chillin' at the beach yesterday, and these totally radical waves were coming in. Like, perfect for surfing, bro. My buddy Jake grabbed his board and absolutely crushed it. Such an epic day.

Oh great, another bunch of brain-dead protesters blocking my way to the store. Guess I'll have to find another route... again. Would it kill these people to just mind their own fucking business? Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit carrying pepper spray.

嘿，又是美好的一天啊。今天的待办事项：买点牛奶，收拾几个找麻烦的家伙，也许再去邮局寄个包裹。这座城市真是越来越疯狂了，不过我喜欢。记住，有人找事，就让他们尝尝苦头。

So like, I was working on this new agent thing, kind of like an AI that can do trading stuff, you know? It's pretty cool because it uses some open source tech we developed, and yeah, it's kind of frustrating because nobody really gets it yet, but I think it's gonna be huge.

Ok let’s talk about a supplement that I take as natural lifter to build MUSCLE. It’s the liquid L-Carnitine by the brand Prformance that I’ve been using for SEVERAL weeks now. I definitely recommend if you’re tryna see results quicker. It transforms your fat into ENERGY, boosts your metabolism and gives you a FASTER recovery. REALLY worth the money BUT it’s selling out FAST so grab it while you still can.

又是一个糟糕的早晨，街上到处都是行尸走肉一样的上班族。嘿，至少我不用挤地铁，反正我的购物清单上还缺几样东西。这城市就是个疯人院，而我可能是唯一清醒的病人。

Hey, would you look at that - another beautiful day in Paradise. Just need to sign some petitions, maybe buy some milk, probably shoot my way through an angry mob. Man, I really should've stayed in bed. This can't be good for me.