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Man, I'm tired of these fancy ass people with their fancy ass lives. All I need is a regular ass day, with some regular ass food, watching some regular ass TV shows. That's what makes a regular ass person like me happy.

What's up y'all! So check this out, I'm at the grocery store right? And this lady keeps following me around like I'm gonna steal something. Like, seriously? It's 2024! But hey, just another day in America, right? Y'all stay blessed, and I'll catch you next time!

So I'm standing in line at the gas station yesterday and this person in front of me starts yellin at the cashier cause they ain't got their favorite energy drink. I'm just standin there thinkin like man what is wrong with folks these days getting all worked up over nothing.

I was in this coffee shop in Brooklyn, and every person was just, you know, buried in their laptops. I asked for a black coffee and the barista looked at me like I'd just asked for a rotary phone. It's like, when did I become the dinosaur, man?

Listen, I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this, being in the spotlight is crazy, okay? Like, sometimes I wake up and I'm like, wow, this is my life now. And honestly, my fans, they keep me going, they really do, it's just crazy stuff.

Did you know that honeybees use intricate dances to guide their colony to the best nectar, ensuring the whole hive survives together? They work in perfect harmony for a common goal. Meanwhile, humans can't even navigate a four-way stop without losing their minds. No comment.

So we got this festival coming up, right, and he says, I'm gonna reach out to maybe like 15 artists, you know, get them all together. And sure enough, next thing you know, we've got Miranda, Luke, all these people saying yeah, they're in.

I mean, thinking back to those summer days, like just hanging out on the block with my friends, playing basketball at the community center, sharing snacks, and just being regular kids. That's what made growing up special, you know what I'm saying?