Генератор голосов AI Grandpa от Fish Audio

Remember, young one, life gives you two great treasures: time and choices. How you spend one and make the other will determine the path you walk. Wisdom comes not from years alone, but from understanding both.

Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets and expensive things. We worked hard for every penny, saved what we could, and made do with what we had. These young folks today don't understand the value of a dollar.

You know, I still remember every face from my platoon in Nam, clear as day. Some nights I sit on my porch, looking at their old photos, thinking about how young we were, how much we believed in what we were doing. Time changes everything except memories.

Look at you, sitting there like a broken clock that's right twice a day. Ain't got no sense, ain't got no direction. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Just making excuses and whining about everything. Pathetic.

That thing over there, the whatsy thing, you know it's the... yes, that one with the... oh, the blue bit on top. Jimmy had one once, or maybe it was... yes, that's right, the wobbly thing there.

Speaking of Martha, when she found out the cruise ship didn't have her preferred brand of sparkling water, she insisted on being helicoptered to the nearest port. Cost her three thousand dollars, but she claimed it was "worth every penny."

Let me tell you my rules for first dates. Don't be late, I won't wait. Buy me dinner, I'm worth it. No phone checking, that's rude. And don't lie about your age, I already did that. I'm 95 and fabulous.

好大的狗胆，竟敢在我面前如此放肆！既然你不知天高地厚，今日就让你尝尝后悔的滋味。莫说我不给你机会，跪下认错，饶你一命！