Генератор AI голосов Saitama от Fish Audio

おい、そんなことより今日はスーパーの特売日なんだ。お前がどれだけ強くても、俺の晩飯の邪魔をするなら容赦しないぞ。趣味でヒーローをやってる身としては、特売のネギを逃すわけにはいかないからな。悪いが、一撃で終わらせてもらうぞ。

I got aura type shit

Hey, looks like we've got another troublesome situation here. What a drag, having to deal with this now. Guess I'll have to actually put in some effort. Man, why do these things always have to be so complicated?

まあ、怪人が出たなら行くけどさ。それよりも今日のスーパーの特売、逃すわけにはいかないんだよ。ヒーローなんて所詮は趣味なんだし、俺にとっては晩飯の献立の方がずっと重大な問題なんだ。さっさと終わらせて買い物に行かないとな。

Well, everyone thinks having psychic powers must be amazing. Sure, I can read minds and move objects with my thoughts. But try having a peaceful lunch when you can hear everyone's chewing thoughts. It's absolutely terrible. Just another day in my miserable life.

ああ、今日もまた一撃で終わっちまった。せっかくの休日なのに、怪人相手に時間を使うのは本当にもったいないよな。それより今日のスーパーの特売、ネギが安かったはずだ。早く行かないと売り切れるし、さっさと済ませて帰ってテレビでも見るとするか。

You're probably thinking having telepathy during exams would be convenient. Well, it's actually quite annoying. Everyone's anxious thoughts flood my mind, and half the class is just repeating "I should have studied more." How wonderfully predictable.

You know, people keep asking if I'm happy being a devil hunter and stuff. Like, yeah? I get to eat good food, take hot baths, and nobody's trying to sell my organs anymore. Maybe I should feel deeper about it or whatever, but honestly? I'm cool with just this.