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So people keep asking about my first date, and like, I mean, it was pretty much what you'd expect from me. I took her to this restaurant, right, and I was so nervous I accidentally drank from the flower vase instead of my water glass. Like, who even does that?

Using foamy soap is like trying to fight a bear with a pillow. You feel nice, but you’re gonna lose.

You know, I've been working on this new piece that really really speaks to me. It's about those moments when you're just sitting at the drums, and everything just flows, like your heart's beating with the rhythm. It's something special, something pure, you know what I mean?

Why is it that women have such a great sense of direction? It's because they've spent their whole lives telling men where to go and what to do, so they basically have a built-in GPS for every argument we've ever had.

Yeah, you know, working with these songwriters on the new record, it's just special man. Like, we got in the studio and everything just felt right, felt real. Bringing those acoustic elements in, it's kind of how I learned music growing up, so it means something.

You know, I was sitting on my back porch the other night, working on this new song idea, and it just kind of came together. My brother stopped by, we started jamming acoustic, and that's really how the best country music happens, just natural like that.

You know what's really delightful? The way you smile when I say certain words. Like "beautiful" - isn't that just perfect? I love how we can share these little moments together. Don't you think it's wonderful?

Have you ever wondered why women live longer than men? It is probably because they spend so much time talking that death simply cannot get a word in edgewise! I told that to my wife earlier, and let's just say, the silence since then has been golden.