Генератор голосов AI MEL VOICE 2 от Fish Audio

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

This burglar thought he found the perfect house to rob, but he hilariously realized it belonged to a professional MMA fighter. He was just trying to climb through the window when the owner instantly pinned him down. Naturally, the police arrived while he was still begging for mercy.

So being vegetarian means you have to get creative with protein sources, right? I basically live on chickpeas and lentils now. Like, I'll throw them in everything - salads, soups, whatever. It's actually pretty amazing how many options there are.

So I'm sitting there at midnight, flipping channels between History Channel and some infomercial about miracle hair growth, and my kid's stuffed animal falls behind the couch. Now I'm thinking, do I move the entire couch at midnight and risk waking everyone up? That's not how I want to be remembered.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and this couple comes up to me like, you know what I'm saying, asking if I'm on dating apps. And I'm like, what? Y'all together though? They're like "yeah, we're just looking for friends." Like, what? What is happening?

Yeah, like, I've been thinking about traveling to Asia next year, and everyone's like "Why don't you settle down first?" but I feel there's so much to experience still. I mean, I could get a regular job and everything, but these adventures won't wait forever.

So this guy, former Delta Force operator, actually started a coffee company, you know him maybe, great guy by the way, and he's doing these overseas contracts now to fund his business venture. Crazy how these military guys always find ways to entrepreneur.

This guy tried sneaking into a movie theater by sitting on his friend's shoulders in a long coat but you won't believe what happened when the employee asked for their ticket because instead of getting caught they actually managed to convince everyone they were just really tall but then security showed up.