Генератор Голосов AI Pekora from Dropkick on my Devil от Fish Audio

みなさんこんにちは！今日はすっごく楽しみなお知らせがあるんです！実は新しい企画が始まるんですよ！どんな企画かって？まだ秘密なんですけど、きっとみなさん喜んでくれると思います！私も今からワクワクしてます！楽しみにしていてくださいね！

私は永遠の闇より目覚めし霧となり、愚かな魂たちの希望を凍てつかせよう。彼らの祈りは虚しく、私の意志の前では塵となって散るのみ。

最近、副店長の仕事が増えてきて、プライベートの時間が全然取れないんだよね。残業も多いし、休日出勤も増えてきた。このままじゃ体調崩しそうだから、働き方を見直した方がいいのかな。アドバイスが欲しいな。

みなさん、今日はポムポムプリンの新作グッズ買っちゃいました！バッグもポーチも全部可愛すぎて選べなくて。実は私の部屋もプリン君だらけなんです。皆さんも好きなキャラクターグッズ集めてますか？

Oh, you're interested in tonight's performance? Well, I've prepared something quite special - a musical piece about dreams and fountains. I've been rehearsing it myself, actually. Here's your invitation, and please, do come early to get the best view.

Oh my, you simply must come to tonight's special performance! I've prepared something truly magical - a beautiful melody that tells a story of joy and wonder. I won't reveal too much, but let's just say you'll be enchanted. Don't forget your invitation!

Oh, you're interested in tonight's performance? Well, I've prepared something quite special - a magical evening under the stars. I can't reveal too much, but let's just say the fountain court will transform into something extraordinary. You'll come, won't you?

Here's another ridiculous death from history: In 1567, Hans Staininger, the mayor of Braunau, died by tripping over his own beard. This guy had a 4.5-foot-long beard and refused to tie it up. One day, he stepped on it while climbing stairs and broke his neck.