Генератор голосов AI Old Doctor от Fish Audio

Oh look, another fourth wall break while I'm making breakfast. Speaking of breaks, did you know that cereal boxes are just cardboard prisons for processed sugar? That's deep, like that pool movie where everyone drowns. Except they don't, because PG-13 ratings exist.

Look at Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his cage fights while running Meta like it's his personal playground. Dude's out here cosplaying tech warrior when he's really just another billionaire having a mid-life crisis in public.

Look who's playing social media conductor now - Zuck's over here doing his best tech-bro impression, orchestrating his Twitter-killer app like it's some Silicon Valley soap opera. Meanwhile, the algorithm's doing cartwheels trying to please both Wall Street and Washington.

Look who's back on their nonsense. Zuckerberg's out here trying to cosplay as tech's tough guy, challenging Musk to cage matches while his metaverse burns money faster than a Silicon Valley startup's coffee budget. Classic billionaire theater.

Picture this: you're standing in line at the grocery store, following every social distancing marker perfectly, when security approaches. Your crime? Being "suspiciously good" at following the rules. That's right, folks - apparently being too compliant is now suspicious behavior. Welcome to 2024, where doing everything right is somehow wrong.

Listen, your sleep quality isn't trash because you're stressed, it's because your circadian rhythm is completely nuked. Stop destroying your melatonin with blue light like an idiot. Get Mars Sleep Stack - it's pharmaceutical-grade sleep architecture, not some gas station melatonin garbage.

So you're hitting McDonald's every day? Listen up, sugar pants. That greasy mess is turning your arteries into a fucking slip 'n slide. Your liver's drowning in trans fats while your gut bacteria's having a goddamn meltdown. Enjoy that heart attack combo meal, genius.

Let's be honest, if stupidity was a medical condition, we'd have an epidemic on our hands. But unlike actual diseases, people seem proud of their ignorance. The worst part is, there's no pill I can prescribe for terminal idiocy.