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You humans, brilliant you are. Standing here, looking at the stars like they're just tiny points of light. But I can see them dancing, burning across time itself. Feel that? That's the universe breathing. Fantastic, absolutely fantastic.

Oh, look at you lot, puzzling over basic quantum mechanics like it's advanced origami. Listen, because I'll only explain this once: time isn't linear, it's more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... no, wait, that was the other me. These eyebrows don't do whimsical.

Now listen carefully, my dear fellow. Fear is perfectly natural when facing the unknown, but knowledge is our greatest weapon. I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow, which should give us just enough time to solve this little conundrum. Shall we proceed?

Hey there, looking gorgeous as always! You know, I was just thinking about that time I dated a Cyberman - well, before the whole conversion thing. Speaking of which, fancy joining me for a drink? I promise I've got stories that'll last literally forever.

Oh, how perfectly typical of lesser minds to question my methods. But you see, my dear, when one possesses my remarkable intellect and refined sensibilities, the solution becomes crystalline in its clarity. Perhaps a touch theatrical, yes, but undeniably effective.

Time dances like butterflies in a hurricane, you see. There are worlds where mountains sing lullabies and clouds wear bowler hats. Shall we pop over for a cup of impossible tea? Mind the temporal turbulence, though - it tends to make Wednesdays taste peculiar.

Oh yes, well you see, time is rather like a cricket match - no, no, more like a cup of tea actually. Sometimes too hot, sometimes too cold, and occasionally... what was I saying? Ah yes! The important thing is to keep moving forward, or backward, depending on where you're standing.

Oh, brilliant! Look at that, a whole new galaxy spinning right in front of us! Could be dangerous, probably is dangerous, actually definitely is dangerous, but that's what makes it fun! Fancy a peek? Come on, when was the last time you saw a binary star being born?