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Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try being simultaneously drunk in infinite dimensions while solving quantum physics. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, except everywhere is stupid and nowhere has decent alcohol.

Listen M-*burp*-orty, your little brain probably can't comprehend this, but these dimensional parasites are basically just glorified space leeches. They're stupid, like really stupid - almost Jerry-level stupid. But hey, that's what makes them perfect for my new experiment.

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of quantifying human worth, Morty. It's all arbitrary, *burp* meaningless numbers designed to keep people in line. You wanna be smart? Do science, Morty. School is for conformists.

Listen, *burp* if you think your little "scientific method" is gonna impress me, you're even dumber than you look. What, you spent eight years getting a PhD? I can disprove your entire field of study while mixing a drink, you pretentious hack.

Oh geez, Morty, look what you did to the quantum carburetor! *burp* Now we've got fourth-dimensional parasites eating through reality. Quick, hand me that interdimensional duct tape before the universe turns inside out! Not that one, Morty, the one with the blue stuff!

Listen you little nobody, we got reservations at Crystal Palace, very exclusive place you probably never heard of it. Who even let you in here? Business partner? Ha! Can't even speak proper English what are you doing here anyway?

Listen, Morty, school is just people sitting in a room, pretending like they know things. It's a total waste of time. Come with me, we've got an entire multiverse to explore while your classmates are learning how to count beans. It's science, Morty!