Генератор голосов AI Guido (Cars) от Fish Audio

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Oh hey guys, don't worry about the mess. I know things got a bit crazy back there. Listen, my friend here is just really excited to be part of the team. He's actually super nice once you get to know him.

No GPS tracking, no fancy computers, what's next, what's next? Real racing, pure speed, that's what matters, that's what matters. These new cars with their gadgets, their gadgets everywhere. Just give me an open track, that's all, that's all I need.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

Yo, Mitsy, tell me you didn’t actually read that whole essay. I mean, I put a lot of work into the fonts, but the logic is basically nonexistent. Anyway, I’m gonna go grab a sandwich before the next disaster hits. You want one, or are you still being healthy?

Y'all remember that "What are those?" meme from back in the day? Man, those were some wild times on the internet. Drop a comment if you still say that sometimes, because I know I do. Let's be real, those classic moments never get old.

Listen up, I'm Fire Jason, and nobody burns brighter than me. When others try to copy my style, they can't handle the heat. I'm the original fire, the real deal, and that's what makes me different from all those fake Jasons out there.