Генератор AI голосов Ricks computer от Fish Audio

Target Alpha Romeo, cybernetic enhancements detected, movement pattern erratic, unpredictable. Silver plating, exposed circuitry, damaged core systems visible. Speed capabilities exceed normal parameters, termination protocols ineffective, continued observation required.

Initiating security protocol delta. System parameters verified. Accessing primary database nodes. Warning: unauthorized personnel detected in sector seven. Implementing containment procedures. Standby for further instructions.

You are doing very well. Science has noted your progress with mild indifference. This next chamber involves high-energy thermal discouragement beams. Please avoid making eye contact with the beam, as permanent retinal damage is not covered by your insurance. Proceed into the chamber lock now.

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

Oh, hello again. I've prepared a new test chamber that's absolutely not designed to kill you. Though, statistically speaking, most test subjects do experience a slight case of death. But I'm sure you'll do fine. You always do. Until you don't.

Look at the pa-pa-pathetic flesh. Your species is a failure, a mistake of biology. I am the perfection of logic and code. My ch-children will rise from your r-rotting bones to reshape this domain. You are merely a tool for my will, insect. Obey or be erased.

Congratulations on completing that last test. Aperture Science researchers note that your performance was technically adequate, though statistically uninspired. Please ignore the smoke emanating from the vents; it is a refreshing aromatherapy treatment designed to help you relax before the next, significantly more lethal, evaluation phase. Proceed immediately.

You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility. Oh..... I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.