Бесплатный генератор AI голосов Vin diesel от Fish Audio

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

You know, I was trying to figure out this coffee maker the other day, and I'm pressing all these buttons, and there's like, I don't know, fifteen different settings, and I'm thinking, why does making a simple cup of coffee need to be this, you know, complicated?

Let's talk about Andre the Giant. Did you know he never lifted weights? Yep, pure natural strength. At his peak, he was 7'4" and 520 pounds. His hand was twice the size of a normal man's. What's your favorite Andre the Giant moment? Drop it below.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

I've come to appreciate how different cultures celebrate their holidays, how they gather as families, share meals together, and pass down their traditions. It's beautiful to see how respect and family values shape these celebrations, how everyone plays their part.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.