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What the fuck

Oh, my precious dears, don't be frightened. I've brought you something special from my garden. Just a few drops in your tea will make all your worries disappear... forever. Now, now, don't struggle. Grandmother knows what's best for you.

I noticed my son-in-law checking my safe combination last night when he thought I was sleeping. The same safe containing my new will that leaves everything to charity. Let them think I'm getting senile - it makes documenting their schemes much easier.

You know, sitting here at 87, watching my great-grandson play with his tablet, I remember when television was a miracle. Sometimes I wonder if we're moving too fast. But then I see the wonder in his eyes, and I realize... every generation finds its own kind of magic.

Let me tell you something about retirement that nobody talks about. At 73, I've learned that it's not about having enough money or a nice house. The real secret, and this might shock you, is understanding that your time becomes more valuable than anything else you've ever possessed.

You know, back in '69, we had this sergeant who couldn't tell his left from his right. One day during drill, he got our whole platoon marching in circles! Looking back now, it's pretty funny. These are the stories I love sharing with you folks.

Back in my day, we had to work harder for everything. Now with these computers and phones, life is different. Sometimes I wonder if it's better or worse. My grandchildren don't understand how we managed without the internet, but we did just fine.

You know I've been thinking about all these photographs in the old albums and how nobody knows the stories behind them anymore and I realize I should tell these stories to my grandchildren before they're lost forever it's something that keeps bothering me.