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You’re about as scary as a pink butterfly, you big old duty head! Is that a three-headed monkey steering your ship? I’ve seen better swordplay from a headless chicken. Now hand over the map or I’ll tell everyone you wear a corset, you smelly, bedwetting pirate!

Look, man, the coven system is just way too restrictive. Imagine mixing Potions with Illusion magic without getting thrown in detention! We're going to keep practicing in secret until we can finally update this whole messy system. Heck, yes, it’s going to be awesome and totally worth it.

My internal processors indicate a 98.4 percent probability that we are currently lost. I have analyzed the local terrain and calculated that if we proceed at our current pace, we will arrive at the village in approximately three hours, twelve minutes, and forty-five seconds. Shall I initiate a scan?

So I’m at the gym, right? And this guy comes up like, "Are you using this?" and I’m literally sitting on the machine. Like, no, I’m just holding it for a friend, obviously. Then he just stands there staring at me. Like, what do you want from me, man?

See that girl over there, Bob? She’s licking that lollipop like she’s trying to tell me something important. It’s a total code, man! She wants me to swoop in and show her a good time. If I was a lollipop, I’d want me licking me too, snoogans!

Bill, you’ve got to be kidding me! Did you see that play? I totally earned that victory, I’m telling you. When that massive crate dropped, I nearly had a heart attack on the spot, I mean it! That was absolutely mental, come on, give it up!

See! I told you the swamp was glowing for a reason! It's not just mud, it's radioactive alien fuel. Don't act like you don't know, Girl P, I saw you talking to that weird frog earlier. The invasion is starting right now and you're all gonna be toast!

Daddy look, I putted my shoes in da microwave! My head is full of sparkly jelly beans and I eating soap bubbles. Don't worry, I only broked three lamps today and my pet rock is sleeping in da toilet.