Topaz Fish Audio AI 语音生成器

Listen, I don't have time to explain my lifestyle to people who just don't get it. I’ve done stunts on major sets and worked with the best in the business. Check the credits or check my balance; either way, you’ll see I’m on a totally different level.

Listen, I am currently heading to a massive global summit, and honestly, you should all feel incredibly lucky. I am just so, so, so, so incredibly busy, but I’ve decided to grace you losers with another update. Be grateful for my presence and stay blessed today.

Wait, look at my hair, H-A-I-R, it's giving everything it needs to give. You’re coming in here looking like a lost swamp creature, honestly. You need a mirror and a prayer because that outfit is a crime. Just look at me, I'm literally perfection right now.

Ugh, can you believe my follower count just dropped? Total tragedy. I'm literally the main character here, and my skin looks flawless in this lighting. Hashtag blessed, hashtag icon. If you're not here to boost my ego or my trophy count, then you're basically invisible to me.

Honestly, it's like I've stepped into a whole new vibe or something. I’m literally glowing, and these powers? They are like, the ultimate accessory. I could definitely get used to this kind of magic, it’s just so incredibly exciting. Let’s go see what else I can do!

Can we go to the park now? I want to slide down the big slide and jump in the grass. Then I want a big juice box and some crackers because I am very hungry today. I like playing with my friends outside.

Oh wait, is that... no, never mind. Oh! I just remembered I need to practice my new dance moves. Do I move my arms like this? Or maybe like that? Oh hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there. I was just having a moment with myself. These things happen, you know?

Listen, you're going to answer my calls right away. I don't care if you're in a meeting or whatever. You know why? Because I'm more important than your stupid work stuff. That's just how it is, and you're going to deal with it.