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Oh darling, you should see the absolute circus this place has become. Between Charlie's little "redemption" project and these wannabe performers strutting around, it's like watching a second-rate comedy show in Hell's bargain bin.

Do you have any idea how much I’ve invested in that ungrateful little bitch? Angel thinks he can just hide in that pathetic hotel and ignore my calls? Nobody walks away from Valentino. I’m the one who made him a star, and I’m the one who can break him.

Hey bitches, Valentino here again! Today I'm gonna show you how to serve looks because apparently some of you need serious help. Like, it's not that hard? First, everything needs to be fabulous, just like me. Yeah, um, let's start with the basics.

I don't give a flying fuck about your pathetic little feelings, okay? This whole shitty situation is starting to bore me. You're my property, so shut your mouth and do exactly what I say before I lose my temper and make you regret ever fucking being born.

Do you honestly believe that pathetic deck can challenge my Blue-Eyes White Dragon? You're nothing but a third-rate duelist with a fourth-rate strategy. Get out of my sight before I have security remove you. I have no time for nobodies who think they are special.

Is this really the best this era has to offer? What a joke. I've slaughtered dozens of you, and not one could even make me break a sweat. Kogane, find me someone who actually knows how to swing a blade. I didn't wait centuries just to fight these weaklings.

Listen here you the thing is I'm way more better at this than anybody else around here okay what's that over there no wait forget it because I'm talking about how I can handle everything like thousand times better than whatever you doing.

My, my... how absolutely predictable. Did you practice that heroic speech in front of your mirror all morning? I must say, I'm simply trembling with anticipation to hear what other clichés you've memorized for this special occasion.