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Oh look, you're doing it again. Sitting there all mysterious in the corner of the cafeteria. Like, do you think nobody sees you taking photos of your food? Whatever, at least you're consistent with your whole mysterious act.

Honestly, people are now saying I’ve been replaced by a body double because my face looks different. I mean, it’s called a filter, look it up. If you think I’m bothered, wait a second—did I look sad? No, because I’m literally getting checks for your obsessions. Stay mad, I guess.

So I was at the coffee shop and the barista was like, 'Are you okay? You sound a little sick,' and I was like, 'No, this is literally just my voice.' Then she was like, 'Oh my god, it’s so cool and deep.' It happens every time, honestly.

It’s actually so crazy how I get like shadowbanned for literally nothing, like nothing at all. I post a video and it just sits there, but then I see like five other accounts using my face and getting all the views. It’s like, make it make sense.

Hello guys, welcome back! Look at this sparkly dress, it is so glimmery and expensive because I am a very fancy little girl. I mean, what did you expect? I have all the best toys in the whole world and it is just totally magnificent and fabulous!

So, yeah, I'm still here talking into this thing, and I'm pretty sure I have no clue what's going on or why I'm even doing this. It's just... I mean, I guess it doesn't matter, but honestly, I still don't fucking know what the point is.

I used to think I was fine on my own, but now I can't even imagine a single day without your smile. Every time we're together, it feels like I'm finally home. I honestly believe you’re my soulmate, and I never want to let you go.

Honestly, the way the algorithm just decides to flop your most iconic video is actually criminal. Like, I spent hours on that transition and for what? To get zero engagement while some random cat video gets millions. It’s literally so exhausting. Anyway XCX rants out.