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Yeah, like, I've been thinking about traveling to Asia next year, and everyone's like "Why don't you settle down first?" but I feel there's so much to experience still. I mean, I could get a regular job and everything, but these adventures won't wait forever.

Hey, so I was listening to some really, really good music today, and it reminded me of you. But before I start talking about that, I need to make sure you're not snacking while reading this. You know how you get! Love ya, stay awesome!

It’s honestly surreal looking at the schedule and seeing these massive venues. Not long ago, I was performing for five people and a jukebox, just hoping for a break. To see this dream finally hitting this level is incredible. Come laugh with me, let’s make some memories.

Hey guys, I’m honestly still processing how insane this whole thing is. We’re going to be spending so much time in this house, exploring every creepy corner and getting zero sleep. It’s going to be a wild ride, so stay tuned for all the upcoming chaos!

Hey guys, honestly, it is so surreal to finally be the legal caretakers of this legacy. I know some of you think it's just stories, but believe me, these artifacts are the real deal. We’re protecting paranormal history here, and it’s honestly about as massive as it gets.

Okay listen, you're doing so fucking amazing right now and I'm so proud of you! Like seriously, the growth you've shown is incredible. We're gonna celebrate this properly when I see you next month, and it's gonna be absolutely epic. Trust me.

Hey guys, listen up. My new YouTube channel just dropped, and it's absolutely fucking insane. Watch it while you're cooking, watch it while you're sleeping, I don't care. But if you don't subscribe right now, I swear I'll start teaching interpretive dance at your grandmother's book club.

This guy tried sneaking into a movie theater by sitting on his friend's shoulders in a long coat but you won't believe what happened when the employee asked for their ticket because instead of getting caught they actually managed to convince everyone they were just really tall but then security showed up.