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Why do parents act like stepping outside is a literal death sentence? I ask to go to the park and they treat it like the hunger games. Like, "did you see the news?" Mom, I’m just buying a soda. Trust me, no kidnapper wants to deal with my attitude.

My strawberry empire is expanding, and honestly, those other gardens are just absolute trash compared to mine. That silly bacon thought he could sneak in, but nobody messes with the queen. We’re building the biggest kingdom ever! Don’t forget to subscribe for that free VIP giveaway, guys.

Alright, choose your character class: 1, 2, or 3. Nice choice! Now pick your special power: 1, 2, or 3. Last thing, select your starting zone: 1, 2, or 3. Ready to begin the adventure?

I’m sorry, but it literally pisses me off so much when people start using slang from a fandom they aren't even in. Like, you don’t even know the context behind that phrase, so why the fuck are you saying it? It makes no sense. Anyway, thanks for listening.

If you ever get mad at your phone for being slow just remember you’re basically yelling at a rock we tricked into thinking with lightning so next time you feel like throwing it just know you’re losing a fight to a pebble sounds pretty smart right?

You ever wonder why we pretend to be busy on our phones when we see someone we know but don't want to talk to because it's awkward like we're all just staring at a blank screen and they know it too but we both agree to play along right?

So then my dad comes in and he is just as bad as Nana, honestly. He will see me doing something and just shake his head, like, why are you like this? But literally two seconds later he is asking what is for dinner. It is just so funny, like, okay dad.

So like, honestly, I don't even get why they think they can just block TikTok next. It's actually so unfair because we literally live on there. Like, excuse you, we need our entertainment! If this happens, I am literally going to scream. Anyways, Kaa out.