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You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at every meal because who has time to wash dishes three times a day? Yeah, my sink's empty and I'm not sorry about it. Life's too short for chores.

Anyone else eat straight from the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, why make more work for yourself when you're eating alone anyway?

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

Yo, am I the only one who's like confused about these dudes on Instagram doing these weird dance challenges? Like bro, why you spending three hours learning some random moves just to get likes? That's kinda sus if you ask me.

Yo guys, looking at my wardrobe right now and honestly, it's looking kinda trash, you know what I'm saying? Gonna hit the mall tomorrow and get some fresh fits. And yeah, I already know some of y'all gonna talk shit about my style choices.

You know what's better than using actual glasses? Drinking straight from the bottle. Yeah, I said it. Who's got time to wash dishes or pour drinks? Plus, if anyone judges you, just tell them you're being environmentally conscious.

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?

Anyone else eat straight out of the pan just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, who needs fancy serving dishes when you're eating alone anyway?