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Listen closely, honey. My breath is getting short, and the shadows are closing in. Don't let that man walk away free. You promise me, Mary James must get what's coming. Make sure he feels every bit of the pain I've endured. Don't let me die for nothing.

Oh me, oh my, where did the bottle go? My tummy tums is feeling a bit rummy again. I need just a little more rum rum for the tu toms, even if I am a big baby. Is there any left? Maybe I drank it all up, oopsie!

Man, we just cracked open a fresh pack of these dang old cold ones. We're gonna keep on quaffin' and swallowin' em down 'til the cooler's bone dry. Oh yeah, nothin' beats a good old beer on a night like this. Oh yeah.

Look at you, kid! You're a bubbling cauldron of hormones and bad decisions, and I love it. Why don't we stop worrying about math and focus on the important stuff, like eating an entire block of cheese while crying? It is what nature intended, you glorious little monster!

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.

Listen, I don't care what those modern health gurus say. Spending sixty bucks on some fancy organic kale shake won't make you live forever; it is just expensive grass. I will stick to my black coffee and a little common sense before everyone loses their minds completely.

I heard what happened, and honestly, that's what she said. You can believe it or not, but that's what she said, oh. It might sound a little bit crazy to you, but I'm telling you, that's what she said. Oh, absolutely.

I'm doing baby, always doing. You know how it is, no can do it today, no. I'm a real American can do it, baby, yeah. We doing it big, no stopping now, baby. No can do it, no, no, just doing. I'm doing, baby!