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Yo I'm watching Jimmy Butler warm up and I'm gonna do everything exactly like him I'm not even gonna drink water today because maybe Jimmy doesn't drink water and that's why he's so good at basketball like maybe that's his secret and I'm gonna find out.

God, I hate my life. I’ve got six jobs and my wife Debbie won't stop nagging me about the damn lawn. Does anybody have a Slim Jim? I’m about to act up and drive this ambulance straight into a brick wall just for the peace and quiet.

So I'm at the station right and this guy comes in screaming about a missing cat and I'm like listen buddy I got real crimes to solve you know? Then he starts crying and falls over his own feet and I just had to walk away.

Listen, I once knew a guy named Stan who was obsessed with traffic cones. I’m talking he had traffic cone pajamas and a traffic cone tattoo on his forehead! He thought if he stole enough of them, he could shut down the highway and build a private orange kingdom.

I don’t know. I don’t back down from anybody, but certainly right now, the future’s a little bit unknown. I’m not really sure. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see,

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Among Us, she's always the impostor 'cause she can't fit in the vents! When she tried to join Discord, the server crashed. And when she plays Fortnite, she doesn't need to build - she already covers the whole map!

Look at what you've done to yourself. I warned you and warned you, but you kept pushing. Now the shadows are coming for you and it's all your fault, strictly your fault. Don't blame me for the darkness that finally swallows you whole.

So I'm at the grocery store, right? And this guy, I think his name was Barnaby, he's blocking the whole aisle with his cart. I said, hey pal, move it or lose it! He just looked at me with these bug eyes, so I kicked his cart all the way to the frozen peas.