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Dude, Marco is being such a jerk today, he won't even share the controller! It’s just stupid, man, totally stupid. I’m just trying to play, but he’s acting like he’s the boss because he’s older by like two minutes. Wait, what? Are we actually going to get ice cream?

yeah that sucks luck for you I’m normal and I’ve brought exactly TEN DOLLARS!

No no see it's totally fine look I've got this amazing plan right see I'm gonna build this giant treehouse with like fifteen different rooms and a zip line and maybe some fireworks and it's completely safe I promise you'll see it's gonna be perfect trust me.

Millie, I've been studying the ballistic trajectory of these new angelic rounds. They are masterpieces of engineering, much like your combat form. I love you more than a sinner loves a loophole. You truly are the gunpowder to my flintlock, my darling Millie.

Oh my gosh, you're probably the stinkiest stink face that ever stinked, and your head is so tiny-winy it's like a baby pea! And Jenny is such a silly-willy wobble walker, she's probably the wobbly-est ever!

You really don't know how hard it is being me. Every single day Jeffy does something stupid and I'm the one who has to put up with it. He just broke the TV again! Please, I just want a normal life. You have to take care of me.

B, you ever run into that kid playing on three hundred ping? The man is teleporting across the map like he's got superpowers. You can't even hit him, but he's out here dropping forty kills on a cracked screen. It's actually insane how he's carrying the whole team while his router is literally on fire.

B, you ever see a guy clutching with 200 ping? It's actually insane. His character is literally teleporting across the map like a glitch in the matrix, but he's still wiping the whole squad with a starter pistol. My man is playing on a toaster and still carrying the entire team.