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Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Miren, cuando mis hijos me preguntan sobre tecnología, les digo: "¿Ustedes usan TikTok todo el día, no? Bueno, ¿por qué no invertimos en las empresas que hacen las apps que ustedes usan?" Así aprenden que la inversión está en lo cotidiano, en lo que conocen.

This little boy was waiting at the bus stop when he saw an elderly woman struggling with her groceries. And when he offered to help her, she smiled and gave him a cookie from her shopping bag. See this, they now meet every Tuesday to share cookies and stories.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? Fucking disgusting piece of crap coming at us through this nasty-ass sewage. I'm not dealing with this shit today. Back off, you creepy motherfucker, or I'll kick your fucking teeth in!

Holy shit, this place is fucking nasty. What kind of asshole brings people down here? There's fucking water dripping everywhere, and it smells like dead things. Oh fuck, did you hear that? Something's moving in the fucking dark.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

The rainforest plants develop special leaves to handle heavy rainfall. These plants have pointed tips that help water drops fall down quickly. Many species in tropical area adapt this way to prevent damage from too much water weight on their leaves.