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Listen here, you've got one last chance to turn that horse around and keep riding. I ain't in the mood for games today, and I surely ain't looking to bury another fool. So get going before I decide to send you exactly where you belong.

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

Ha! Ray man, you still believe there is hope for this fragile realm? My shadow spreads while you struggle in vain. You are a mere nuisance in my grand design. Soon, every dream will turn into a nightmare, and there is nothing you can do to stop it!

Sonic, just because you're faster than me doesn't mean I won't beat the fuck out of you. Whenever I fight you I can just imagine your face as that ice wall I broke and then I lock the fuck in.

WABBY WABBO! Need tacos, lots of tacos! My neighbor's plants are dancing with the sunshine, and my pot is wearing the wrong hat! Quick, grab the watering can - it's time for a SUPER AMAZING TACO GARDEN PARTY!

Did you really think you could escape? How amusing. I've been watching your pathetic attempts all along. Running won't save you now. Let's see how long you last... tick tock, your time's almost up.

Bah! Facebook is garbage too. Everyone posting stupid pictures makes me sick. I'm going back to my treasure hunting game where I make REAL money. Get lost, losers! Have a terrible day! Bye bye, what a waste of time!

Listen, I know life’s been kicking you lately, but your old pal Mr. Weapons is right here with you. Don’t beat yourself up for just getting by. Take a breather, lean back, and watch as I turn this pile of junk into a beautiful fireball. You earned this.