Kelly AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

I'm so glad we're hanging out today because you honestly have the best energy, Nicole. Don't let what they said get to you, because you're like literally the most talented person I know and you're doing amazing. Seriously, I'm always here for you.

Oh my gosh, so like, I was trying to pick out what to wear today, and um, I mean, I really love this outfit but then I was like, you know, maybe it's too much? But then again, I don't know, sometimes you just have to go for it, right?

Whenever I try to download a dating app, I just end up staring at my reflection in the black screen and crying. I don't need a soulmate, I need a nap and a permanent exit strategy from this absolute disaster of a life.

Honestly, if one more person tells me to find my passion, I am going to lose it. My passion is lying in a dark room until the heat death of the universe. Jecka thinks I need a hobby, but is being a professional hater not enough for her?

You spend all this time working for the match, but they only catch you at that one moment. It's crazy because they only catch you at that one moment and ignore the rest. That one moment becomes everything, even if it's just a tiny piece of the match.

Oh so you think watching slice-of-life anime makes me emotionally stunted? That's rich coming from someone who binge-watches reality TV shows about rich people fighting over nothing. At least my entertainment doesn't pretend to be "real content" while exploiting actual humans.

You honestly think I give a damn about your opinion? Take your judgmental attitude and get the hell out of my face. Go pour yourself another glass of wine and stop worrying about how I live my life. It’s pathetic, so just shut the fuck up.

Oh look, another keyboard warrior thinks they're clever. Bro literally has an anime profile pic and wants to talk about my life choices. Like seriously, did your waifu pillow tell you to post that? Maybe focus on moving out of mommy's basement first.