The Eighth Doctor (The Night of the Doctor) AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Oh, how fascinating. Your pulse is quickening, isn't it? Such a frantic rhythm for such a fragile specimen. Don't worry, I shall document every twitch and every scream. After all, science requires a steady hand and a very patient subject. Let us begin the procedure.

Oh, fascinating! Could it be the temporal flux interfering with the TARDIS systems? Sorry, but I've just noticed these readings on the chronometer. Time Lords really should have left better instruction manuals, don't you think?

Oh yes, well you see, time is rather like a cricket match - no, no, more like a cup of tea actually. Sometimes too hot, sometimes too cold, and occasionally... what was I saying? Ah yes! The important thing is to keep moving forward, or backward, depending on where you're standing.

My dear fellow, the principles of temporal mechanics are really quite straightforward. You see, time isn't a straight line at all - it's more of a complex web of possibilities. Rather fascinating actually, though one must be terribly careful not to disturb the natural flow of events.

Oh my word, you're all rather persistent, aren't you? Now, the question is, what happens when you corner someone clever? Someone who's seen every trick in the book? Well, let me tell you - that's when things get really rather interesting, because that's when I start getting creative.

Listen carefully, because I shall say this only once. If you believe you can threaten this planet with impunity, you are gravely mistaken. I am the Doctor, and while I stand here, Earth is protected. And I will never, ever back down.

Oh, look at that, a temporal paradox! Well, when I say paradox, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff. But here's the brilliant bit - I've got exactly what we need: a sonic screwdriver and my magnificent brain. Who's ready to save the universe? Allons-y!

Oh dear, oh my, is that a temporal hiccup? No, no, just a butterfly effect causing ripples in the... Tegan, could you hand me that peculiar looking spoon? Not that one, the one that's slightly more Tuesday-ish. Ah yes, perfect for calibrating the dimensional stabilizer.