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It's wild how fast everything is moving lately, honestly. I was just sitting there looking at some old photos and I was like, how did we even get here so fast? Time just flies by and you don't even notice until you stop to look back.

You know, when you look at these issues, like the way people communicate in politics, it's not really about how smooth they talk, right? It's more about, you know, what are they actually going to do? Like, the substance matters more than the style, if that makes sense.

So like back in the 60s they started all these weird programs that's still fucking around today which is crazy because nobody even remembers why they started them it's just like somebody made a decision and now we're stuck with it.

So this guy at the store, like he's trying to steal something or whatever, and somehow or another he ends up tripping over his own feet, crashes into the display, and the whole thing just, like if you saw it in a security camera footage you'd think it was staged or.

So anyway right, I get this call from these producers and they're like can you come in tomorrow, and I'm like yeah whatever, and then they start telling me about this new show thing they're doing, and I'm thinking okay fine but I was actually in the middle of something else right.

Man, I remember this crazy show we did in Chicago back in 2012. The crowd was amazing, maybe 300 people packed in this tiny theater. Me and the guys were just having a blast, and that's what it's all about - making people laugh and creating memories.

So like, my thing is, when I'm hungry at like 3 AM, I can totally just go to my kitchen and make whatever I want, because that's the whole point of living alone, you know what I mean? Nobody's gonna judge my midnight snacking.

Think about this, what if you found a portal in your basement that goes back to the dinosaur age? You can go through, but you can't bring anything back. Are you going? Just for ten minutes, dude, imagine the fucking things you’d see. It’s absolutely wild.