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So this guy walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He calls the waiter over and whispers, "There's a fly in my soup." The waiter says, "Don't tell everyone, sir, or they'll all want one!" The guy says, "Fine, bring me another fly."

Every night I feel the cold reach for me, pulling me back into the darkness. Then I just wake up in my bed, and you all act like nothing happened. You don't remember the screaming, but I do. This isn't a gift, it's a curse that never ends.

¡Escucha bien, Kyle, maldito judío! No me importa tu estúpida opinión. Yo soy el que manda aquí y todos van a hacer lo que yo diga. ¡Respeten mi autoridad, hijos de puta! Si no me dan mis dulces ahora mismo, voy a matarlos a todos. ¡Jódanse!

This is Cheese Channel

Ei, cara, você viu a nova loucura que o Cartman inventou? É sério, esse gordo é um bosta total e está estragando tudo de novo. O Caio já está perdendo a paciência e eu só queria que as coisas voltassem ao normal. Pelo menos a gente ainda tem um ao outro, né?

You think being a hero is a game? Every time I die, it's real. The pain is real. Then I wake up and you've all forgotten. I'm trapped in this endless cycle of agony while you just play pretend. It never ends, Kyle.

Listen up, you guys! If we want to make a million dollars, we have to pray harder. I am the leader, so you must respect my authoritah! Now stop being so weak and do exactly what I say, or I am going home and taking my ball with me!

Look, you guys are seriously starting to piss me off. Kyle, shut your mouth because nobody cares about your stupid rules. I am the one in charge here, and if I want all the snacks, I am gonna get them. Respect my authoritah or screw you guys!