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Hey guys, you know what's so crazy? We've got this amazing new segment coming up on the show, and I'm so excited about it. It's like, we take these regular people and they do these incredible things, and you guys are gonna love it, it's gonna be so much fun!

Guys what I'm about to share with you right now is absolutely mind-blowing and before I get into this shocking revelation that's going to change everything you thought you knew I need you to hit that subscribe button because trust me you don't want to miss what's coming next.

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Hey guys, so I'm backstage right now, and I just found this amazing rubber chicken in my dressing room. Like, who put this here? I'm not even - wait, is this thing squeaking by itself? Oh man, The Roots are gonna love this. Yeah, that's totally going in the show tonight.

Can't you just trust me for once.. James Salazar? That's really your name, okay? If you just believe me, everything will be fine.. I repeat James Salazar

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Yo, we are back and better than ever! You already know what time it is, so don't miss out on the new video for the Moony family. Make sure you avoid those fake accounts, it's only us here. Much love their money!

Listen, if you're bored of watching my crowd work on your phone, come see the actual show. My new tour is hitting cities you can't even spell. Bring your toxic ex or your grandma, I don't care, just buy a ticket. It's gonna be hilarious.