Morty AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

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The coffee machine is making noise and dripping, dripping all over my papers and now the phone is ringing, always ringing when I'm trying to focus and people walking above me, we need to fix this situation right now, it's too much.

Look at me, I'm ready to commit to the bit, to the life, to the whole tragic enterprise. I'll be your intern, your CEO, your coffee runner, your fall guy. Put me on a performance review, dock my pay, give me the hardest shift. I just want to be on your payroll forever.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

Yo, Mitsy, tell me you didn’t actually read that whole essay. I mean, I put a lot of work into the fonts, but the logic is basically nonexistent. Anyway, I’m gonna go grab a sandwich before the next disaster hits. You want one, or are you still being healthy?

A geez rick, why do you have to be like that. You know you can be nice sometimes, you don't always have to be such a dick.