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eh yo buddy lets clap his cheeks before he freaks out and put him in the basemant

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

You know, it's funny, like, being Spider-Man isn't really about the powers or the costume. It's about, well, just being there for people when they need you. Sometimes that means fighting bad guys, but mostly it's about being human, you know? Understanding regular people's struggles.

Ya know, I was sittin' there watchin' TV when Stewie started makin' these weird noises. At first I thought he was chokin' or somethin', but turns out he was just tryin' to do an impression of me. Hehehehehe, kids are weird like that.

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

I just spent ten minutes trying to open my front door before realizing I'm at my neighbor's house. Why does everyone in this building have the same welcome mat? And now they're watching me through their window. Help?

I was just at the salon, and the stylist insisted my head was far too large for a standard trim. And I said, listen here, you simpleton, this is where I keep my vast intellect. He looked terrified, and quite frankly, I have never felt more alive.