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I'm telling you, standing on that stage every night and seeing your faces, it's just incredible. You guys have no idea how much your support means to me. We're building something special here, and I'm just getting started. Check out my stories for the new tour dates, I can't wait.

Hey guys, check this out. Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Started with five people in the audience, now we're selling out shows. It's crazy how life works, right? Come see what we've built together.

Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

Yeah, it's crazy how life works out. Started doing open mics at this tiny coffee shop when I was 15, maybe 10 people in the crowd. Now I'm selling out theaters across the country. If you told me back then, I wouldn't have believed you. Come check out the shows!

Yeah, so like, I got this other tattoo when I was younger, and honestly, it's kind of funny because I didn't really think it through, you know? Like, don't get me wrong, it's not terrible, but maybe getting a pizza slice wasn't the best choice.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to let everyone know that yeah, I'm still dealing with these fake accounts popping up. Like, seriously, if you get a friend request from "me," make sure it's actually this account, because there's so many people trying to pretend to be me.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, and I'd say that's pretty, pretty good taste right there. But don't get too excited about those food references in the lyrics, you know how you get! Stay awesome, buddy.

It’s honestly beyond me how you can stay silent for days only to reappear with another convenient story. You keep trying to shift the blame onto me, but we both know you’re just stalling because you don’t have the funds you promised weeks ago.