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Listen kid, don't just stand there staring at that generator. You gotta prime the pump first or it won't kick over. Fuel is getting real scarce these days, so don't go wasting it. If you break this thing, nobody's coming to fix it for you.

I don't need nobody to tell me what to do with my life. I cook my own food, clean my own house, and pay my own bills. People keep asking me if I'm lonely - I ain't lonely, I'm peaceful and that's how I like it.

Oh honey, look at these young people today with their phones, always typing away, some kind of messaging thing. Back in my day we talked face to face, you know what I mean? These boys nowadays, they don't know how to properly court a lady.

Back in my day, television wasn't all this garbage. Sure, it was black and white, and sometimes just static, and maybe we had to watch through the neighbor's window, but by gum, it wasn't this newfangled nonsense they show nowadays!

You know what happened at the doctor's office today? He told me I need to start eating more healthy food. I told him, "Doc, at my age, the expiration date on the milk lasts longer than I do!"

No, I don't want your fancy new soda. What's that? Community coffee again? I never tasted it, won't taste it now. Just give me my sandwich and stop bothering me. Old man Jenkins can keep his special deals, I'm not interested.

You know, I just spent $600 on this new ghost-detection radio. Complete waste of money if you ask me - can't even pick up signals from the Spirit World. Reminds me of that time I tried teaching Beethoven to use a telephone. Poor fellow kept eating the receiver.

Oh honey, looking at you all just makes my heart so full of joy. I remember when your mother was just a tiny thing, and now look at us. We'll stay warm inside today, sharing stories and some good laughs. How about that? I’m still hot stuff, baby!