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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! And what do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! These jokes might not be that great, but they're sweet enough to share.

You know what word I still struggle with? "Throughout." Through-out? Throughhout? Whatever it is. And don't even get me started on "entrepreneur." As a Hungarian, these words make my tongue twist in ways it shouldn't. I think I'll just say "business person" instead.

Hi Barton Smith my love, today is June twenty eight and it is a Saturday. You love color purple and I cannot wait to spend time with you. So, baby. You should make the payment my love.

You know what happened to me today? I was at the grocery store, and my mind started going to these crazy places. Like, what if I forgot to lock my car? And then I started imagining someone taking my purse, my keys, and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Hey, I was just thinking about our coffee chats from last year. Miss those moments, you know? Been busy with work lately, but would love to catch up sometime. Let me know if you're free next week.

All unauthorized personnel should be banned from restricted areas effective immediately. Violators should be banned from entering the premises and should be banned from future access privileges. Security protocols must be strictly enforced.

You know what's fucking ridiculous? Everyone's like "just be confident" but when you actually speak up, they're shocked. Like, oh my god, the pretty girl has opinions! Has ambitions! Sorry I'm not just here to look nice and smile for you.

Listen I'm gonna be real with you the future of social media is all about being authentic and messy because people are tired of watching these perfectly curated lives let's be honest nobody lives like that anymore.