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Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I'm headed down to Texas next month. Ain't never done no shows in Dallas before, but them good folks down there been asking for me. Four nights at the Big Laugh Comedy House, and I'm bringing all my hillbilly jokes with me!

So listen, I’m standing there looking at these people like they’ve lost their damn minds. I don’t have time for this nonsense today, I really don't. Y'all need to tell me if I'm being crazy or if this world has just officially gone to hell.

Thanks once more for your fan love I would love to know more about you, But that would be after my show today. What are your names though ?

Listen here folks, I’m bringing this whole redneck circus down to the coast for one hell of a weekend. We’re gonna drink some cold beer, tell some wild stories, and laugh till our asses hurt. If you ain’t there, you’re missing out, so grab them tickets right now!

I'm just trying to look out for my community, honestly. At the end of the day, it's about making sure nobody gets taken advantage of by fake accounts and whatnot. I really care about my followers, so I need to keep things legitimate for everyone involved.

So I’m looking at this salad and then I’m looking at a tray of wings, right? I ain't trying to be some supermodel or nothing, I just want to feel a little less heavy. It's all about that balance so I can still enjoy a cold beer tonight.

Listen up, America. I know times are tough right now, all right, but I've seen this nation pull together before. Y'all remember what I always say - when one state hurts, we all hurt. God didn't give us these challenges without giving us the strength to overcome them together.

Listen here, y'all. I ain't afraid to tell you straight up - being a redneck means standing for what's right. Yesterday, some city folk were making fun of our way of life, and let me tell you something - we're proud of who we are, and we ain't changing for nobody.