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Who is the real genius me I have a five star island on Animal Crossing and a diamond rank in Valorant while Isaac Newton never even used a computer he spent his time looking at apples falling and didn't even have TikTok so who is really the smarter person here.

Dude, I'm trying to get some food at this place, but like, the service is fucking terrible. Been waiting here for like 30 minutes, and this waitress keeps walking past me like I'm invisible or something. What the hell, man?

So we went to this new gallery called the contemporary it's right next to that place you know the one with all the modern stuff and they've got these amazing pieces it's like when I was there last week and the lighting was just so.

Bro, oh my gosh, bro, why are you lying? I never said that, check the VOD, check the VOD right now! I will literally find you and peel your skin like a banana, bra. Stop touching the mic, Jacob, you're actually weirding me out, for real.

It's crazy to think about, but my first open mic was at this tiny coffee shop in Columbus, maybe 12 people there. Now I'm doing theaters and comedy clubs across the country. Just shows you how far dedication and passion can take you.

So I'm at the grocery store getting some snacks and this guy looks at my basket and he's like, you really like protein, don't you? I'm like, yeah, it's a lifestyle, man. He just shook his head and kept walking. Honestly, people are so random sometimes.

Listen up, you little shits! I’m throwing a legendary rager tonight and I better see your sorry asses there. Stop being such pussies and show me you’ve actually got some balls for once. It’s going to be total chaos, tons of beer, and hopefully someone gets lucky. Don't be late!

I was sitting in the dorm and I started writing some lyrics but then I got really hungry and went to the fridge. I found some cheesecake there and I was eating it so happily until I realized it wasn't mine and I felt so bad.