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Look, you can take the girl out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the girl. I'm still using centimeters, I'm still wearing a toque when it's cold, and I will never apologize for saying 'about' my way. It’s just who I am, okay?

Hey guys, quick reminder okay - if someone's messaging you claiming to be me but asking for money or personal information, it's not me. I'm only on my verified accounts, which you can see right here. Save yourself from these scammers, they're getting more clever everyday.

So I went to Tim Hortons yesterday and tried ordering a bagel, but somehow it came out like "begel." The cashier just stared at me, and I had to point at it. Why do simple words become so complicated, eh?

So then I found another comment asking if I'm actually a robot because of my weird dancing in music videos. Like, I’m just extremely flexible and maybe a little bit possessed? People on the internet really have too much free time to analyze my every move.

Why am I suddenly seeing everyone leaving the group chat right now? Well nobody said that you had to go. Why am I suddenly seeing the chat getting so empty all of a sudden? Well nobody said you weren't welcome here so just stay for a while.

I literally spent three hours last night practicing my Australian accent because I'm going to Melbourne next month, and I've already created this whole backstory about growing up in Sydney and moving to Perth. I'll probably commit to it the entire trip.

Hey there, I really want to hang out with you and I promise this is actually me talking to you right now. I just need a little help with transportation money and we can definitely meet up today. I'm being totally honest with you.

On the topic of Canadian school lunches, let's talk about bagged milk. You heard me right, we actually drank milk out of plastic bags. It’s enough to send non-Canadians into a total spiral, but for us, it was just a normal Tuesday. Honestly, it was awesome.