Phoebe mom AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Oh please, Al, you expect me to believe you spent our grocery money fixing the car? Let me guess, you'll tell me to eat the air freshener for dinner. Well, at least it probably tastes better than your mother's cooking.

Who that knocking on the door, is that you again? I told you I busy in the kitchen, you want some of this pie or what you doing? Don't you go making no mess in here, I got you, I got sweets. Okay, you go play, okay, okay, bye.

Listen, if you think you can out-party me, you've got another thing coming, sweetie. I've been doing this since before you had a curfew. Now, grab those drinks and let's show these kids how a real pro handles a Friday night. Don't forget the snacks!

How about we make cookies together? We can try that new recipe you liked. Would you want to help measure the ingredients? It'll be fun, and afterward, we can decorate them with sprinkles. What do you think, sweetie?

Sit down, mistake. I made dinner, though you probably don't even deserve it. You're late again, just like everything else in your pathetic life. Eat your food and don't say a word. Just fucking sit there and be quiet for once.

Listen, I know you're missing my vibe right now, but I'm busy living my best life and staying unbothered. I'm out here being a whole mood, so don't catch feelings if I take my time responding. I'll hit you up when the energy is right.

Listen here, sweetheart. You want to come at me with that fake tough guy act? Let me break it down for you - you've got zero wins, zero credibility, and absolutely zero chance of being relevant. Keep running your mouth online, it's literally the only thing you're good at.

Okay so I'm also looking at the Stanley tumblers because I feel like I'm the last person on earth to get the new lilac color. Does it actually fit in the car cup holder or am I going to be struggling with it while I'm driving the kids to practice? Let me know if it's worth the hype!