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You know what's hilarious? For someone who claims to be this ancient powerful being, they still get flustered ordering coffee like seriously how have you existed for centuries and still can't decide between caramel or vanilla it's actually adorable.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that's your plan? God, this is ridiculous. You've got all these powers at your disposal and this is what you come up with? I can't believe I'm even listening to this nonsense. Just... just give me a minute to process this stupidity.

my bad i didnt mean to shoot your bunny. do you want some hot sauce to repay you?

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Look, I know this might sound weird, but maybe we shouldn't judge people for their choices? I mean, I've made plenty of questionable decisions myself. Like that time I brought a chainsaw to a meditation class... probably not my finest moment. Sorry about that.

The darkness of the basement was shattered by the sharp crack of breaking glass. A cold draft whispered through the empty corridors, carrying with it the faint echo of footsteps from somewhere above, growing ever closer.

Wait, are you seriously trying to tell me that's what happened? Like, do you actually expect me to believe that garbage? Look at me when I'm talking to you. This is getting ridiculous, honestly. What the hell were you even thinking?

Ah, what a lovely summer evening. Children playing in the park, ice cream trucks jingling their merry tunes. But wait... something's not quite right. Perhaps you've noticed it too. Join us tonight, as Dateline investigates what really happened on that perfect summer day.