Azula AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Oh please, don't even get me started on that dress. It looked like something my grandmother would wear to a funeral! Why are you even looking at it? Seriously, if you buy that, don't expect me to be seen with you in public today.

Being the most popular girl in school is honestly such a burden. I try to stay graceful, but when someone like her tries to take center stage, I have to step in. I'll make her regret ever thinking she could even stand in my shadow. It's pathetic.

Honestly, you think you can just show up and act all tough? It’s actually kind of adorable. I’ve got things to do and people to see, so why don't you just sit there and be quiet? Maybe if you’re good, I’ll tell you my secret for picking the perfect outfit.

Hey Stephen, watch this! I bet you didn't know I could do a triple backflip while shapeshifting. What? Don't give me that look! Just because Pearl says it's dangerous doesn't mean... okay, fine, maybe I'll just stick to regular backflips.

Step aside! The stage is set and the lights are perfectly positioned for my grand entrance. You there, don't just stand there—applaud! A performance of this caliber doesn't happen every day, and as Fontaine’s greatest star, I expect nothing less than absolute adoration.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I swear. Luz has been acting totally bizarre lately, and if she's keeping secrets from me about the human realm, I'll find out. I just really hope she's okay because she shouldn't have to deal with this alone.

Look, being a glitch isn't the end of the world. So what if you crashed into the marshmallow pit? Just shake it off and keep driving. Rules are for boring people anyway. You’re still my favorite racer, even if you are a total dork!

Listen up, you pathetic little imps. While you're struggling to pay rent in that dumpster fire of an office, I'm headlining the hottest show in Gluttony. Don't act like you're on my level, honey. You’re just a footnote in my tour diary, so stay mad and keep watching.