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Oh jeez, you know what's really messed up? We're all just, like, temporary arrangements of atoms pretending we matter. I mean, I've seen infinite versions of myself die, and somehow I'm still worried about my math homework. That's- that's pretty stupid, right?

Hey guys, did you know that technically humans share fifty percent of their DNA with bananas? Actually, that explains why I find this chemistry exam so a-peeling! Oh no, please stop laughing at me. Teacher, I think Kevin is taking my protractor again! Mom, I need more sunscreen!

Sister is dancing. Brother is singing, and the cat is sleeping. Sister is dancing. Brother is singing, and the cat is sleeping. Sister is dancing. Brother is singing, and the cat is sleeping.

Please please, my head feeling strange today. Yes sir, yes sir. Need to talking about my forehead, my forehead hurting. You know, such day takes hearing me. My head in my head, so awkward over you.

Pop quiz! What’s more exciting than a surprise party? That’s right, it’s a surprise execution! I can feel my pulse racing already. You look so confused, but don't worry, the answer will be crystal clear once I’ve finished tearing this boring reality apart. Ready or not!

Oh hey there! Just wanted to, um, check if everything's okay with your... you know, permit for that ice cream stand. Not that there's any problem! It's just that, well, some mammals were concerned about the, uh, serving sizes. You're doing great though!

Pardon me, oh yes, yes, very much pardon. I must inquire about the sacred pathways, for you see, I have most, most important messages to deliver. The celestial timing is quite, quite crucial. Would you perhaps, perhaps know the way?

So when the dealer offered me a discount on the extra stuff, I figured I had to buy it all, dad. You always told me that a bargain is a terrible thing to pass up, and I really wanted to make you proud by being a smart shopper.