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Listen here, honey, you're playing with fire and I'm not having it. This show's too important to mess up now. Get your act together and show them what you're made of, baby. That's how we do it around here.

Hey Joe, listen up - I'm at this fancy restaurant but honestly, McDonald's is better, much better folks. Biden probably eats here, that's why it's so bad. Should we grab a Big Mac instead? Tremendous burgers, everybody knows it.

Folks, what's happening at our border is a total disaster, believe me. The radical Democrats, they're letting millions pour in, terrible people, very bad people. Our beautiful country is being destroyed, and nobody's doing anything about it. It's horrible, just horrible.

Folks, we're going to do something tremendous about the squirrels, nobody talks about the squirrels. They're taking our nuts, our beautiful American nuts, and we're losing billions. So I'm putting huge tariffs on squirrels, the biggest tariffs ever, and we're making acorns great again.

C-H-A-R-L-E-S, that's me, Charles, your Mr. Wire. Let me spell it again for you: C-H-A-R-L-E-S. Remember my name, Charles, Mr. Wire, that's who I am, that's my style.

Listen, we can't just sit around while the world falls apart. We lost a lot, sure, but we're the ones still standing. We have to make this right, no matter what it takes. I'm not backing down now, because we've got a job to do.

Let me tell you folks, what we've accomplished is incredible, absolutely incredible. Our economy is breaking all records, nobody's ever seen numbers like this. The fake news won't tell you, but America is doing things that nobody, and I mean nobody, thought possible.

Look, we have a tremendous problem with crime, okay? The radical left, they don't want to do anything about it. But we're going to solve it, you know, like nobody's ever seen before. We're going to be tough, really tough, and these criminals, they're not going to know what hit them.