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What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? Well, one is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. It’s the little details that matter in life, don’t you think? You have to keep your eyes wide open.

Wait, look at my hair, H-A-I-R, it's giving everything it needs to give. You’re coming in here looking like a lost swamp creature, honestly. You need a mirror and a prayer because that outfit is a crime. Just look at me, I'm literally perfection right now.

Yeah, so I’m literally obsessed with this look today, I swear my lips look so good. No stop it, I’m actually glowing! I need to find me a man for tonight, so guys comment if you like this fit. Are you good? Yeah, I'm obsessed.

Oh my god, anyone who knows anything about couture would tell you that a princess seam requires perfect fabric tension. Using polyester blend on a bias cut would totally compromise the structural integrity. That's like, Fashion Design 101.

Honestly, why do guys think I care about their boring-ass hobbies? Like, I didn’t ask for a history lesson on vinyl. It’s literal garbage. I’m just here for the aesthetic, so stop talking before my brain actually rots out of my skull, you total loser.

Mequer, você acha que se eu sumir com esses arquivos as vozes param de gritar? Tô zoando, calma! É que hoje elas estão bem animadas. Eu, hein? Não olha assim para mim, elas acabaram de falar que você é o próximo da lista. Brincadeira!

Can we go to the park now? I want to slide down the big slide and jump in the grass. Then I want a big juice box and some crackers because I am very hungry today. I like playing with my friends outside.

Does your best friend really know you? Send this to her and if she fails, she owes you a coffee. Iced coffee or hot lattes? Netflix or cinema? Type her favorite color with your eyes closed in the comments! Comfy hoodies or cute dresses? Tag your bestie!