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Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

hey baby how are you doin?

Anyone else eat straight from the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, why make more work for yourself when you're eating alone anyway?

All right guys, I’m back out here in the brush today trying to move some of these heavy logs before the rain hits, you know what I mean? It’s a fucking mess, but I’ve got to get these trails cleared out for the quad. Anyways, we're making real progress.

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too lazy to dirty up a plate? And don't even get me started on using paper towels as napkins. We're all just trying to avoid doing more dishes, right?

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?

You know what's crazy? Like, why is it when you're trying to eat healthy, that's when everyone wants to go out for pizza and burgers? Like, your friend who never calls suddenly wants to do Taco Tuesday. You know what I'm saying? Life's just messing with you sometimes.

You know what's crazy? Like, why is it when you finally get your life together, you know, got some money saved up, feeling good about yourself, that's exactly when your car decides to break down or your phone dies. Like, the universe just can't let you have one good week, you know what I'm saying?