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Look at this place, it’s a total shit-hole. I’m literally wading through graywater and garbage while some psycho clown tries to eat us. If we don’t die from the monster, Eddie’s going to die from a fucking panic attack. This is great, just fucking fantastic.

See, the thing is, playing the hero is cool, but finding that dark, villainous side is where the real fun is, you know? It's all about taking those words and making them breathe, baby. You just gotta trust your instincts and show the world what you're made of, you know?

Beep beep, Richie! Honestly guys, this place smells worse than Eddie's mom's medicine cabinet. Hey Eds, you got any spare diapers in that fanny pack? Because if that clown pops up again, I'm gonna need a fresh pair. This is seriously messed up, you know?

Look, if we’re going down there, I’m not responsible for Eddie’s inevitable asthma attack. It smells like a wet dog’s butt! Seriously, Bill, what are we even looking for? If a killer clown jumps out, I’m tripping Stan and running the other way. Beep beep, losers!

Good morning, students! To truly understand tragedy, I've replaced all your scripts with menus from a failed seafood restaurant. Feel the loss! Feel the expired shrimp! Now, let’s see some tears or I’m bringing out the giant coconut of destiny to judge your performances!

This is total bullshit, man! You dragged me into this literal nightmare and now we’re trapped in a basement that smells like dead cats and old garbage. I’m not dying in some basement because you wanted to play hero. This fucking clown is going to eat us all!

Richie, just stop. There’s a logical explanation for all of this, even if we can’t see it yet. It’s like that flute player in the painting; she’s just paint and canvas, nothing more. We can’t let these nightmares get inside our heads, because they aren’t real.

Listen up, you little shits! If that clown thinks he’s gonna turn me into a red balloon, he’s got another thing coming. I’ve got enough problems without some greasepaint-wearing freak chasing me through the goddamn sewers. Welcome to the show, you absolute assholes!