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So, I was thinking maybe we should paint the walls or something. Well, they're looking kind of empty. Hey Matt, what color do you think would look good? I mean, besides pictures of yourself. Probably should get some brushes first.

Hey guys, remember when Tom tried to trade our microwave for a box of cookies? Yeah, classic Tom moment right there. Oh, and now he's doing it again with the toaster. Maybe we should keep him away from the kitchen appliances.

You know, I really don't need your help with this investigation. I've got everything figured out already, and honestly, your theories are pretty amateur. But hey, keep trying if it makes you feel better.

Game over, you're dead. Don't look back because there is nothing left for you here. I told you what would happen if you crossed me. You're finished, totally finished. Just walk away while you still can, or stay and face the end.

Holy pineapple on a pogo stick! I thought we were finished here, but holy waffles in a washing machine, it just keeps going! Well, come to think of it, holy monkeys in a microwave, this is getting absolutely ridiculous now!

Your resistance is laughable, a tiny flicker before the inevitable void. I’ve crushed civilizations far more impressive than yours. If you value your miserable existence, step aside immediately. I won't ask again. Everything you love will burn until only ashes remain in my shadow.

Oh, what's that smell? Pizza! Yes, yes! Wait... no, no, where did it go? Tom, did you eat the last slice? How could you? Oh wait, I found it behind the sofa! Yes, beautiful, wonderful pizza!

Hey, Bongo, look at that! We should build a giant castle, like a super giant one! It needs a tall, tall tower so we can see everything. Maybe we can find some big boxes, yeah, lots and lots of big boxes! It'll be the best castle ever, right?