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I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

¿Saben? Ser héroe no es solo sobre salvar el día. Es sobre esas pequeñas decisiones que tomamos, como ayudar a una anciana a cruzar la calle o defender a alguien que está solo. A veces me pregunto si lo estoy haciendo bien, pero tío Ben siempre decía que un gran poder conlleva una gran responsabilidad.

The Ice Box Killer, that's what they called him. Kept his victims frozen, preserved like meat in a butcher's shop. Five bodies found in industrial freezers, each one meticulously arranged. The temperature preserved every detail, every mark, every piece of evidence.

Listen carefully. Time will always reveal the truth about people. Don't waste years waiting for someone to change their pattern. When someone shows you who they are through their actions, believe them the first time. Real character isn't hidden, it's displayed daily.

¡Ey! ¿Han oído hablar del Monstruo del Baño? ¡Es real! ¡Vive en el inodoro de la escuela y se come a los niños que tardan mucho haciendo popó! ¡Una vez lo vi y me atacó, pero le di una paliza! ¡Soy tan rudo!

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened down at the fishin' hole yesterday. My cousin Earl, bless his heart, thought he caught himself the biggest catfish ever. Turns out it was just his own boot he lost last summer. Ain't that somethin'?

Saw this weird thing on Instagram where people measure temperature in Celsius everywhere except the US. Like, how does that make sense? When someone says it's 30 degrees outside, are they actually saying it's hot?

Hey, adam